Jane says:
24. Florida girl. Law School Zombie. I hide behind a thin veil of sarcasm and sass. I'm an acquired taste.
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theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

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pvnkslut:

I just want to cuddle someone till things get inappropriate tbh.

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pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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sniffing:

so netflix can update its look but it can’t can’t update its tv shows & movies….

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kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

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the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

Im constantly amazed at the things people on tumblr find to argue about.

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